Ah got a 20-inch Apple Cinema Display . ah c’d rave fo’ hours. Suffice it t’say thet this hyar thin’ is huge, an’ brilliant barely dexcribes th’ pitcher. This hyar is above high speckashuns, wo’th th’ money, an’ right fine, right fine, right fine.

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Free evenings later we ‘ave only been able ter get one song onto it. The bloody software it comes wiv is ‘orrible. As far as I can tell there is no way ter rip a CD. The user interface is ‘orrible and clunky, right? Aquote on the bloomin’ Neuros forums pretty much sums up the software, right, “NSM seems ter be aimed at blokes ‘oo like pain ”

The Dialectizer is hilarious!