“Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring! I am too small to carry this thing!” “I can not, will not hold the One. You have a slim chance, but I have none. I will not take it on a boat, I will not take it across a moat. I cannot take it under Moria, that’s one thing I can’t do for ya. I would not bring it into Mordor, I would not make it to the border.” -excerpt from Dr. Suess’s FOTR. (If such a book existed)

Found over here.