Lawyers have sometimes been painted as following ambulances around, looking for clients. Today, after our little incident, we got in a good chuckle over our mail. Three letters from lawyers offices, and one from a autobody shop.
One lawyer, smarter than the others, had written “accident report enclosed” on the outside of his letter. (The accident report is not even available online yet.) Coincidentally, that letter was the only one we opened - the rest went into the trash.